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Oh, Streetcar! -- A musical

(modified from snpp) sung by: Marge(Blanche), Apu(Steve), Ned(Stanley).Chorus by:H. Lovejoy(Stella), Hutz(Mitch), Otto/Llewelyn(pablo), Herman, Jasper, Wiggum

The opening number
     Long before the Superdome,
     Where the Saints of football play,
     There's a city where the damned call home,
     Hear their hellish rondelet:
 
     New Orleans!
     Home of pirates, drunks, and whores...
     New Orleans!
     Tacky, overpriced souvenir stores...
 
     If you want to go to hell, you should take a trip
     To the Sodom and Gomorrah of the Mississip':
 
     New Orleans!
     Stinking, rotten, vomiting, vile...
     New Orleans!
     Putrid, brackish, maggotty, foul...
 
     New Orleans!
     Crummy, lousy, rancid and rank...
     New Orleans!
     ...
From rehearsal(not sung during play shown):
Blanche/Stanley number

    Stanley: You're a dame and I'm a fella...
    Blanche: Stop it, Stanley or I'll tell Stella...
    Stanley: All I want is one embrace...
    Blanche: I'll twist this bottle in your face!

Blanche's introduction

    I thought my life, would be a Mardi Gras...
    A never-ending party... (pause) Ha!
 
    I'm a faded Southern dame without a dime...

Steve (Apu) and Blanche

    Steve: [spoken] I'm collecting for the Evening Star.
    Blanche: [sexily] Come here...  I want to kiss you, just once.
                Softly, and sweetly... on your mouth...
    Steve: [sings]
           I am just a simple paperboy, no romance do I seek.
           I just wanted forty cents, for my deliveries last week.
           Will this bewitching floozy
           Seduce this humble newsie?
           Oh, what's a paperboy to... doooooo?
    Blanche: [kisses Steve]
    Steve: Woo-hoo!

Stanley's torment

   Stella!  STELLLAAAA!  Can't you hear me YELLA!
   You're puttin' me through HELLA!  Stella...  STELLLAAAA!

The closing number

    Blanche: Whoever you are,
             I have always depended on the kindness of strangers...
    [begin song]
    Chorus:
           You can always depend on the kindness of strangers
           To pluck up your spirits, and shield you from dangers.
    Blanche:
           Now here's a tip from Blanche you won't regret.
    Chorus:
           A stranger's just a friend you haven't met.
           You ha-ven't met...
           Streetcar!

The Power

--Submitted by:  Jeff Gordon
EPISODE 9F15
                    Come gather round children,
                      It's high time ye learned,
                     Bout a hero named Homer,
                      And a devil named Burns.

                      We'll march till we drop,
                       The girls and the fellas,
                       We'll fight till the death,
                      Or else fold like umbrellas.

                    So we'll march day and night,
                      By the big cooling tower,
                        They have the plant,

                       But we have the power.

See My Vest

--Submitted by:  Jeff Gordon
EPISODE 2F18
                   Some men hunt for sport,
                        Others hunt for food,
                    The only thing I'm hunting for,
                     Is an outfit that looks good.

                      See my vest, see my vest,
                     Made from real gorilla chest,
                  Feel this sweater, there's no better,
                      Than authentic Irish setter.

                      See this hat, twas my cat,
                    My evening wear - vampire bat,
                    These white slippers are albino,
                      African endangered rhino.

                       Grizzly bear underwear,
                   Turtle's necks, I've got my share,
                    Beret of poodle, on my noodle,
                            It shall rest.

                       Try my red robin suit,
                     It comes one breast or two,
                      See my vest, see my vest,
                           See my vest.

                   Like my loafers? Former gophers,
                   It was that or skin my chauffeurs,
                     But a greyhound fur tuxedo,
                          Would be best.

                     So let's prepare these dogs,
                     Kill two for matching clogs,
                      See my vest, see my vest,
                   Oh please, won't you see my vest.

Shake, Shake, Shake

--Submitted by:Ableson
(Now here's what you have all been waiting to see hard core nudity!)

Oh Shake shake shake
Shake shake shake
Shake your booty
Shake your booty

Oh shake shake shake
very well
your the best
in the world
I can tell

Oh shake shake shake
shake shake shake
shake your booty
shake your booty

Spanish Flea 

There was a little Spanish flea
A record star he thought he'd be
He'd heard of singers like Beatles
The Chipmunks he'd seen on TV
Why not a little Spanish flea
And do doo doo...

The Spring in Springfield

--Submitted by: Unknown
sung by Citizens of Springfield(4F06)
Homer: You could close down Moe's,
Or the Kwik-E-Mart,
And nobody would care,
But the heart and soul
Of Springfield's in
Our Maison Derriere!

(music starts)

Belle: We're the sauce on your steak,
We're the cheese in your cake,
We put the spring in Springfield.
Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,
Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,
Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.
Belle: We're that little extra spice
That makes existence extra-nice,
A giddy little thrill
At a reasonable price.
Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's
With your total lack of morals.
Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,
Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!

Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini,
The clams on your linguine,
Yes we keep the
(Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's(Chespirito) antenna)
In Springfield!

Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit,
Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!
Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!
Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!
Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun
Since March of 1961!
Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,
Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!

Dancing Girls: We're the highlights in your hairdo,
Apu: The extra arms on Vishnu,
Dancing Girls: So don't take the
(Barney opens a Krusty-in-the-box)
Mob: We won't take the
(Sideshow Mel blows on his slide-whistle)
Everyone: Yes let's keep the
(Moe crashes two garbage can lids together)
In Springfield!

(Krusty hits his face with a pie, Willy accidentally hits Lenny in the
head with a sledgehammer, Wiggum and the Comic Book Guy bounce their
bellies together, Burns honks the horn on his antique car, Cap'n
MacAllister reels in a fish, and Barney burps.)

Stonecutters Theme

--Submitted by:  Jeff Gordon
EPISODE 2F09

                   Who controls the British pound?
                  Who keeps the metric system down?
                          We do! We do!

                   Who leaves Atlantis off the maps?
                 Who keeps the Martians under wraps?
                          We do! We do!

                    Who holds back the electric car?
                  Who makes Steve Gutenberg a star?
                          We do! We do!

                   Who robs cavefish of their sight?
                     Who rigs every Oscar night?
                          We do! We do!

Sugar, Sugar

Sugar, Sugar do do du do do do
Aw Honey honey do do du do do do
You are my candy girl
And you got me lovin' you

SunShine, Lollipops, and Rainbows

--Suggested by:Lindsay
Sung by Homer and Chief Wiggum[1F03]
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Every thing that's wonderful is what I feel
When we're together
Brighter than a lucky penny
When you're near the rain goes
Disappears dear and I feel so fine
Just to know that you are mine

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes
So come on join in
Everybody

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
'Cause you're in love to stay

My life is
Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
That's how this refrain goes
So come on join in
Everybody

Sunshine, lollipops and rainbows
Everything that's wonderful is sure to come your way
'Cause you're in love,
You're in love
And love is here to stay!

Tito Puente's Revenge Song

--Submitted by:  Jeff Gordon
EPISODE 2F20

              Wounds won't last long, but an insulting song,
                   Burns will always carry with him,
                So I'll settle my score on the salsa floor,
                   With this vengeful Latin rhythm.

                             Burns!
                      Con un corrazon de perro.
                           Senor Burns!
                        El diablo con dinero.

                       It may not surprise you,
                      But all of us despise you,
                            Please die,
                             And fry,
                             In Hell,
                            You rotten,
                          Rich old wretch,
                           Adios viejo!

Under The Sea123K
sung by Homer

Under the sea
Under the sea
There'll be no accusations
Just friendly crustaceans
Under the sea

When I was 17(Beer Anthem)200K
sung by Homer

When I was 17
I drank some very good beer
I drank some very good beer
I purchased with a fake ID
My name was Brian Mcgee
I stayed up listening to Queen
When I was 17

When Michael Sings Homer to Sleep

--Taken from SNPP Capsule
Homer, the two of us need look no more.
We both found what we are lookin' for.
With a friend to call my own, I'll never be alone,
And you, my friend, will see, you've got a friend in me.

Who Needs The Kwik-E Mart?

--Submitted by:  Jeff Gordon
EPISODE 1F10

        You see, whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome,
      There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.

              When I first arrived, you were all such jerks,
              But now I've come to looooooove your quirks.

                    Maggie with her eyes so bright,
                Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright,
            Lisa can philosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies,
           Homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella.

                    Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
                    Now here comes the tricky part.
                    Oh, won't you rhyme with me?
                    Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
                     Their floors are stick-E-Mart,
                     They made Dad sick-E-Mart,
                      Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart,
                   The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!

                    Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?
                            Not me...

                      Forget the Kwik-E-Mart,
                      Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart,
                    Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?
                             Not me.



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