super-king.
It's against the law to frown in
Capital City.
You'll caper like a stupid clown when you chance to see
Fourth Street and D! Ya!
Once you get a whiff of it, you'll never want to roam.
Capital City, my home sweet, ya!
Capital City, that happy-go city,
It's Capital City, my home sweet swingin home!
Chicken Tonight
sung by OFF except
Lisa[1F21]
I feel like Chicken
Tonight,
Like Chicken
Tonight,
Like Chicken
Tonight!
Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel
--Submitted by: Jeff
Gordon
EPISODE 3F18
Some folk'll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus... the slack-jawed yokel.
Most folk'll never lose a toe
And then again, some folk'll
Like Cletus... the slack-jawed yokel.
Do the Bartman
You might as well go to snpp.com for this one, it's pretty damn big:
Do The Bartman
Dream Police
sung by apu
The dream
police
They
live inside of my bed
The
dream police that come
To
me in my head
The
dream police they're
Going
to direct me now
oh
nooooooo
Fig Newton Song
--sung by Homer and his mother
--Suggested by: steve
source: snpp.com
Grandma: [singing] Ooey, gooey, rich and chewy inside,
Golden flaky, tender caky
outside,
Wrap the inside in the
outside, is it good?
Homer: Darn tootin'.
Grandma: Doing the [with Homer] big fig newton! Here's the tricky
part.
Simpson, Homer Simpson(Flintstone/Simpsons
Cross Anthem)
sung by Homer
Yabadabadoo
Simpson,
Homer Simpson
He's
the greatest guy in
History
From
the town of
Springfield
He's
about to hit a
Chestnut
tree
Gabbo's Theme
--Submitted by: Jeff
Gordon
EPISODE 9F19
You're gonna like me,
You're gonna love me,
Cause I can do most anything.
I can do the hully gully,
I can imitate Vin Scully!
I'll give out shiny dimes,
I'll travel back in time!
You're gonna like him,
You're gonna love him,
It's the greatest show in town!
Gabbo!
In the Garden of Eden
(Lyrics sung on show):
In the garden of Eden, honey,
Don't you know that I lo-ove yo-ou?
In the garden of Eden, baby,
Don't you know that I'll always be tru-ue?
JAMMIN' [Bob Marley]
--Suggested by: Conrad
Fredericks
EPISODE 4F16(?)
Ooh,
yeah! All right!
We're jammin':
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', jammin',
And I hope you like jammin', too.
Ain't
no rules, ain't no vow, we can do it anyhow:
I'n'I will see you through,
'Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice,
Jammin' till the jam is through.
We're
jammin' -
To think that jammin' was a thing of the past;
We're jammin',
And I hope this jam is gonna last.
No
bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won't bow;
Neither can be bought nor sold.
We all defend the right; Jah - Jah children must unite:
Your life is worth much more than gold.
We're
jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin')
And we're jammin' in the name of the Lord;
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'),
We're jammin' right straight from Yah.
Yeh!
Holy Mount Zion;
Holy Mount Zion:
Jah sitteth in Mount Zion
And rules all creation.
Yeah,
we're - we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),
Wotcha-wa-wa-wa, we're jammin' (wotcha-wa),
See, I wanna jam it wid you
We're jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'),
I'm jammed: I hope you're jammin', too.
Jam's
about my pride and truth I cannot hide
To keep you satisfied.
True love that now exist is the love I can't resist,
So jam by my side.
We're
Jammin' (jammin', jammin', jammin'), yeah-eah-eah!
I wanna jam it wid you.
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin',
We're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin', we're jammin';
Hope you like jammin', too.
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin'),
We're jammin', we're jammin' (jammin').
I wanna (I wanna jam it wid you) - I wanna -
I wanna jam wid you now.
Jammin', jammin' (hope you like jammin' too).
Eh-eh! I hope you like jammin', I hope you like jammin',
'Cause (I wanna jam it wid you). I wanna ... wid you.
I like - I hope you - I hope you like jammin', too.
I wanna jam it;
I wanna jam it.
Kamp Krusty
--Submitted
by: Unknown
sung by Kids at Kamp Krusty--EPISODE 8F24
Campers:
Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty,
By
the shores of Big Snake Lake.
Though
your swings are rusty,
We
know they'll never break.
Kearney:
Louder! Faster!
Campers:
From your gleaming mess hall,
To
your hallowed baseball field,
Your
spic n' span infirmary,
Where
all our wounds are healed.
Hail
to thee, Kamp Krusty,
Below
Mount Avalanche.
We
will always love Kamp Krusty,
A
registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation,
All
rights reserved!
NOTE:
Kearney's line is spoken.
Lisa It's Your Birthday
--Submitted by:Ableson
Sung by Leon
Compowsky and Bart
Lisa it's your
birthday
Happy birthday
Lisa
I wish you love
and good things
God bless you
this day
I wish you better
than your hearts desire
And I'm glad
for you today.
The training
wheels come off your bike
you start to
notice boys you like. (he he he)
Lisa it's your
birthday
happy birthday
lisa
i wish love
and good things
God bless you
this day
I wish you better
than your heart desires
And I'm proud
of you today.
Lisa It's Your Birthday(Ep. Ver.
+ Credit Ver.)
--Taken from SNPP Capsule
[Michael]
Lisa, it's your
birthday. God bless you this day.
You gave me
the gift of a little sister, and I'm proud of you today.
[Michael and
Bart]
Lisa, it's your
birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your
birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.
[Michael]
I wish you love
and good will. I wish you peace and joy.
[Bart]
I wish you better
than your heart desires.
[Michael]
And your first kiss from a boy.
[Michael and
Bart]
Lisa, it's your
birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your
birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.
[Bart]
Yeah!
As performed
over the credits, with full musical back-up:
[Michael and
Bart]
Lisa, it's your
birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your
birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.
[Michael]
I wish you love
and good will. I wish you peace and joy.
[Bart]
I wish you better
than your heart desires.
[Michael]
And your first
kiss from a boy.
[Michael and
Bart]
Lisa, it's your
birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.
Lisa, it's your
birthday. Happy birthday, Lisa.
[Bart]
Take it away, Lis.
[Lisa]
[does a saxophone solo]
[Michael and
Bart]
Lisa, it's your
birthday.
[Lisa]
[more sax stuff]
[Michael and
Bart] Happy birthday,
Lisa.
[Michael]
Hoo!
Meow, Meow, Meow, Meow...18K
sung by Homer
Meow meow
meow meow
Meow
meow meow meow
Meow
meow meow meow
Meow
meow meow meow
Moe's Family Feedbag Fry Song
Here you go! Here I am
Uncle Moe -- thank you, ma'am!
This'll be a treat:
Uncle Moe! Here I am, while you eat!
Source: snpp.com
Moe's Film Festival Musical
Money buys you one more round,
So drink it down,
You stupid clown.
Money buys you one more round,
Then you're out on your ass!
Monorail
--Submitted
by: Unknown
sung by Citizens of Springfield(9F10)
Lyle
Lanley: Well, sir, there's nothing on earth
Like
a genuine,
Bona
fide,
Electrified,
Six-car
Monorail!
What'd
I say?
Ned
Flanders:
Monorail!
Lyle
Lanley: What's it called?
Patty+Selma:
Monorail!
Lyle
Lanley: That's right! Monorail!
[crowd
chants `Monorail' softly and rhythmically]
Miss
Hoover: I hear those things are awfully loud...
Lyle
Lanley: It glides as softly as a cloud.
Apu:
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Lyle
Lanley: Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
Barney:
What about us brain-dead slobs?
Lyle
Lanley: You'll be given cushy jobs.
Abe:
Were you sent here by the devil?
Lyle
Lanley: No, good sir, I'm on the level.
Wiggum:
The ring came off my pudding can.
Lyle
Lanley: Take my pen knife, my good man.
I
swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw
up your hands and raise your voice!
All:
Monorail!
Lyle
Lanley: What's it called?
All:
Monorail!
Lyle
Lanley: Once again...
All:
Monorail!
Marge:
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Bart:
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
All:
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
[big
finish]
Monorail!
Homer:
Mono... D'oh!
The Mr. Plow Rap
--Submitted by: Dustin
I'm Mr. Plow, and I'm here to say
I'm the velvetest guy in the USA.
I got a big plow and I move a lot of things,
Like your cow if ya had one...
The Ned Flanders Song
-- Submitted by Mike Peruzzi
Chourus:Hens love Roosters, Geese love Ganders everyone else loves Ned Flanders!
Homer: NOt ME!
Chourus:Everyone who counts loves Ned Flanders