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    Version 1.5
                           The Simpsons Drinking Game
        
                Created and Thoroughly Tested by Joey Berner
               (Internet address: berner@dpdmai.enet.dec.com)
    
    The Rules: 
        1. During the show, every player drinks once/twice/three times 
                (depending on classification) for categories one through 
                three.
        2. Every supporting character class is divided by the number 
                of players. Each player chooses an equal number of
                supporting characters and drinks whenever one of their
                characters appears on screen for the first time, 
                even if they do not speak. 
           NOTE: Characters can be picked anonymously (names in a hat, 
                 etc.) or players can choose their characters
        3. During "The Opening" - drink once every time you see one of the
                 following things:
                        a) The Blackboard
                        b) The Couch gag
                        c) Lisa plays her sax
                        d) Maggie is scanned across the register ($847.63)
                        e) Mr. Burns checks his watch
                        f) Marge runs the stop sign
                        g) Homer screams in the driveway
                        h) The panoramic shot of Springfield
        4. NOTE: All the characters/situations marked with an asterisk
                 are suggestions from Bill Oakley and the staff of the
                 Simpsons. Thanks, Bill!
    
    
    Once:
    Homer says D'oh!
    Homer says "Woo, hoo!"
    Homer laughs
    Homer says "Mmmmmm...{food item}"
    Barney belches
    Marge growls
    Maggie falls
    Anyone on screen is seen drinking an alcoholic beverage (per scene!) 
     -For every credit Troy McClure lists
    
    
    Twice:
    Bart makes a crank phone call
    Any Biblical references/stab at religion
    Patty and Selma light up/or are seen smoking (once per scene)
    Nelson laughs
    Homer strangles Bart
    
    
    Three times: 
    Grandpa falls asleep
    Cross dressing  - anyone
    Itchy & Scratchy cartoon begins (you'll want a buzz, won't you?)
    Drug reference/Any character "trips" out
    * Smithers uses a homosexual innunendo
    * Moe pulls a weapon
    
    
    SUPPORTING CHARACTERS
    Level 1: (one drink)
        Mr. Burns
        Smithers
        Krusty
        Apu
        The Bullies  - Jimbo, Dolph, Kearney (once for every one!)
        Milhouse
        Martin
        Mrs. Krabapple
        Ned Flanders
        Chief Wiggum
        Otto    
        Grandpa Simpson
        * Moe
    
    Level 2: (two drinks!)
        Troy McClure 
        Celebrity guest appearance
        Principal Skinner
        Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby
        Reverend Lovejoy
        Kent Brockman
        Ralph 
        Santa's Little Helper
        Appearance by former/current U.S. President (Nixon excluded)
        Lionel Hutz
        Nelson
        Dr. Julius Hibbert
        Groundskeeper Willie
    
    Level 3: (three drinks!)
        Dr. Nick Riviera
        Sherri & Terri
        Sideshow Bob Terwilliger
        Mrs. Hoover
        Jasper
        Rod Flanders
        Todd Flanders
        Snowball II
        * Captain MacAlister 
        * Mexican Bumblebee Man 
        * The Italian Chef - 1F18 and 1F21
        * Maggie's Enemy, the One Eyebrowed Baby - 1F18 and 1F21
        * Burns Lawyer(s) 
        
        
    Level 4: (four drinks)
        Sunjay - (Apu's brother)
        Proffessor John Fink
        Herman
        McBain
        Helen Lovejoy
        Maude Flanders
        Mrs. Winfield
        Hitler
        Hans Moleman
        Richard Nixon
        * Dr. Marvin Monroe
        * Bill and Marty
    
    NOTE: Feel free to change the rules to suit your "drinking habits".
          Any and all comments/feedback are welcome. Just send me an 
          e-mail message. 
    
          This game may be distributed to any FTP sites or public forum
          as long as it is produced in its entirety and with credit to
          the author. (Joey Berner - berner@dpdmai.enet.dec.com)
    
          This file can be found on the World Wide Web at:
          http://www.digimark.net/cgi-bin/mfs/02/guides/drinking.game.html 
          or http://sulaco.bsd.uchicago.edu/random_stuff/simpsons.html