Rock Bottom's List of Corrections

   - "Peoples' Choice Awards" _is_ America's greatest honor.
    - Styrofoam is not made from kittens.
    - The UFO was a paper plate.
    - The nerds on the Internet are not geeks.
    - The word "cheese" is not funny in and of itself.
    - The older Flanders boy is Todd, not Rod.
    - Lyndon Johnson did not provide the voice of Yosemite Sam.
    - If you are reading this, you have no life.
    - Roy Rogers was not buried in his horse.
    - The other UFO was an upside down salad spinner.
    - Our universities are not "hotbeds" of anything.
    - Mr. Dershowitz did not literally have four eyes.
    - Our viewers are not pathetic sexless food tubes.
    - Audrey Hepburn never weighed 400 pounds.
    - The "Cheers" gang is not a real gang.
    - Salt water does not chase the thirsties away.
    - Licking an electrical outlet will not turn you into a Mighty
      Morphin Power Ranger.
    - Cats do not eventually turn into dogs.
    - Bullets do not bounce off of fat guys.
    - Recycling does not deplete the ozone.
    - Everything is 10% fruit juice.
    - The flesh eating virus does not hide in ice cream.
    - Janet Reno is evil.
    - V8 juice is not 1/8 gasoline.
    - Ted Koppel is a robot.
    - Women aren't from Venus and men aren't form Mars.
    - Fleiss does floss.
    - Quayle is familiar with common bathroom procedures.
    - Bart is bad to the bone.
    - Godfry Jones' wife is cheating on him.
    - The Beatles haven't reunited to enter kick boxing competitions.
    - The "Bug" on your TV screen can see into your home.
    - Everyone on TV is better than you.
    - The people who are writing this have no life.

Songs That Homer has Sung/Hummed(Taken from the Homer File at snpp.com)
   [7F06] the 1812 Overture {jac}
   [7F11] butchering "When the saints go marching in"/"Over there" {jac}
   [7F12] Steve Miller's "The Joker" {jac}
   [8F11] butchering "We're gonna take this truckin' convoy..." {jac}
   [8F14] butchering lullaby/"May your Christmas days be bright" {jac}
   [8F19] Lurleen's song "No one understands you, but I do" {jac}
   [8F21] "There was a little Spanish Flea" {jac}
   [9F02] "Hey there, Blimpy boy......" tune {jw}
   [9F07] "Mr. Plow" jingle {jac}
   [9F08] "Girls just wanna have fun" {jac}
   [9F14] circus music as he flexes his imaginary muscles in the mirror {jac}
   [9F14] "When I was 17" {jac}
   [9F14] "Raindrops keep falling on my head" (with Marge) {jac}
   [9F21] Much of episode (barbershop quartet): {jac}
          - "Ragtime gal"
          - "My Coney Island baby"
          - "There was nothing in Al Capone's vault"
          - "Baby on Board, something something Burt Ward"
          - "Baby on board"
          - "Surgeon general song"
   [9F22] "Three little maids" from "The Mikado" {jac}
   [1F07] butchering "Oh Mandy" ("Oh Mindy") {jac}
   [1F07] "Oh Margie" {jac}
   [1F10] "The Kwik-E-Mart is real...D'Oh!" {jac}
   [1F13] "Oh, those Golden Grahams" {jac}
   [1F14] Eddie Money's "Two Tickets to Paradise" {jac}
   [1F19] Meow mix commercial {jac}
   [1F21] jazz duet with Abe {jac}